Kraven the Hunter Review: Russian and Draggin'

It's almost enough to give you whiplash...

Sony

What the hell? A paid subscriber post? What are we doing here?

Well, I mean, I got a paid subscriber. I didn't expect to get one so soon, and even though I didn't promise any perks, I figured he deserved one. So this is the deal: if you pay for a year subscription, I will write a review of your choice for you, with the caveat that the movie you want reviewed must be accessible to me. It can be one I've seen or reviewed before and you'd like me to re-assess; it can even be your own movie, but bear in mind I cannot post commissioned reviews on Rotten Tomatoes – they make that rule, not me. I also will not guarantee a positive review just because you bought a sub. $80 is a low rate for legit publications to pay for a review, but really high relative to the content-farm nerd sites. If I start getting huge amounts of subs, I reserve the right to change this rule, but as long as the numbers remain manageable, this will continue.

If you buy a lesser subscription, well, you get to read the commissioned reviews but won't get one exclusively chosen by you, but maybe we'll work on some other perks. If you stay a free subscriber, you'll still get most of the posts.

Just when I thought that since I no longer write for Superhero Hype, I could avoid a comic-based movie that looks bad, Chris requested that I review Kraven the Hunter. Well, I can't pretend I don't have some expertise in this arena, so here we go.